Just What Every Mother hopes to Find in the Canister of Baby Formula......

I scooped you out of Leila's Formula by accident.

I saw you more than once but for some reason didn't pay much attention.

Until you made it into the actual scoop and I had to pick you out.

It was then that I realized in horror your true identity.

I am still shocked and nauseated by your discovery.

Grossed out beyond belief.

I'm an ER nurse. I don't ever really get "grossed out."

In reference to entering my innocent 16 month old's mouth, it is official.

I am disgusted. Appalled even. Ticked off and feeling guilty that I didn't examine you closer.......sooner.

They say they don't know how it was possible....

"Entirely sterile mechanical process" ..... does not explain your presence.

I'm not interested in more product thank you. Not interested in legal action. Just called to let "them" know what I found.....

And yes, I will send you back for "further evaluation".

But for now Band-aid. Used, covered in chocolate powder, revolting Band-aid.....

You have simply ruined my day.